Plus a lady who played flute with her nose whilst standing on her head, a geezer singing whilst balancing a sword on his tongue (ouch!), a pub drunk on more than one occasion and a union card carrying, real life, huge fat SiNGiNG PiG, which ended up in a massive punch up in Archer Street, Soho between the two hefty West Country farmers after the pig was thrown off the show for throwing up and doing his business!
One of my more bizarre jobs was when I took the part of DOZY BEAKY MICK & TICH for the late DAVE DEE who was recreating his golden hits of the 60's. Available for you to purchase at a petrol station near you for £1.99, or for 1p +P+P on ebay!
Christmas 2005 I was honoured to appear on stage in the country’s most successful Panto, Snow White. I played the tallest Dwarf in showbiz history: Stumpy. Appearing in front of more than 130,000 punters over 82 performances with my fellow Dwarfs. Ricky, Hayley, Keijo, Sammy, Belle our supersub, "Ram It" Ray Griffith and Warwick Davis (Harry Potter/Star Wars/ Willow/Ray/Narnia). Without doubt, the coolest gang I've ever been part of. *Absolutely Magical*
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